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WTF this has got to be the most lamest most degrading piece of writin ever writtten yes the is the return of the quizzzzzzz for all you who dont know about it it is stolen from myspace and untouched and coppied into here you might be wondering y this is the return and not the start easily answerd i have been cutting and pasting for many months now on myspace and only recently got this so im starting this on here as well if you dont know the context ive me your phone number and ill meet up with you and tell you the storyny way if ur in with it ull piss urself
enjoy

Can you answer 50 questions about your #1 friend?
DON’T change your top friends, and answer 50 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.

1) What’s their name?:
bee jay

2) Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend?:
sure dus! hes a bit of a tool tho

3) Would you go to Disney land with them?:
hell yeh

4) How old were you when you first met?:
16

5) Has he/she ever tried to hump your leg?:
nah she aint a dog lyk yo mumma

6) Is this person older than you?:
nah

7) When’s the last time you saw this person?
umm bout that

8) When was the last time you talked to them on the phone?:
last night or this morning lmao

9) Are you related to this person?:
fukin hope not

10) Are you their b/f or g/f?
yup

11) do you have a nickname for him/her?:
babe, baby, bub, darl, darlin, sweethear, princess

12) Do you have pics of this person on your myspace?:
she wnt let me

13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?:
everyday nd if i dnt get to i get shitty lmao

14) Do you think they will repost this???:
if she hadnt dun it alread yeh

15) Could you live with this person??:
hell yeh i want to!!!!

16) Why is this person number one on your top friends?:
coz i fukin love her

17) Have you seen this person cry?:
hurd her

18) Do you know this persons middle name?:
yes i aint game enougth to say it tho she beat me

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?:
nup

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?:
not yet hehehe

21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person??:
already do miss her nd sure wld

22) Have you ever given this person something?:
credit nd a necklace

23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with them?:
hehe not yet hahah

24) Do you know everything about this person?:
probly not but i think i know alot shes knows everythin there is to about me

25) Does this person have a job?:
hehehehehheheh nah

26) Does this person have you as their #1?:
yeh if she had her friends up

27) will he/she be ur number 1 forever?.
ilysm nd shes always gana b my true numba 1 no matter wat

28) Have you ever made something for this person?:
i will 1 day lol

29) Have you ever taken myspace pictures with this person?:
nah

31) Is your #1 on drugs?:
nah

32) Does this person drink alcohol?:
yup


33) Whats your #1’s favorite food?
mangoes or was it weetbix lmao

34) Have you and your top person made up a hand shake?:
nah lmao

36) Have you ever seen this person dance?:
ahhaahha nah

37) Have you ever seen this person sing?:
not yet lmao

38) Do you and this person have a certain saying?:
nah


39) Do you know this persons myspace password?:
yup its got ta do wif her dick bf wat a loser she cn do better

40) inside joke?:
dunno

41) Have you and this person even gotten into a fight that lasted more than 24 hours?:i dnt think so, i cnt stand fightn wif her

42) Have you and this person ever lied FOR each other?:
nah

43.) does this person go on your computer often?
yeh

44) Have you and this person went clubbing?:
no lmao

45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?:
i think so

46) Do you talk a lot to this person?:
yeh

47) Have you ever licked this person?:
heheheh not yet hehe

48) Has this person yelled at you?:
kinda lol

49) Have you and this person got into a fist fight?:
she won =[ lmao nah dnt hit women

50) Do you know how much this person weighs?:
not a clue lolz

Global Warming the Truth About it All

for fuck sake what is with everyone and sayind that the world is going to come to an end because of global warming.

now befor you read this you must konw that this is not a race speech only a statment of the facts and is not judging anyone on the colour of there skin.

i like many of you sensible ppl are not sure wether global warming is actualy real or another hoax that those famous celebs have cooked up to try and show the world how much they care about the future for all. Note (in doing this they also promote there careear by gettin more exposure). theres somthing for u all to think about.

but back on the topic, Global Warming if it is such a threat as so many ppl say why are restrictions being put only on the devloped contries like america england and my beloved Australia. The world expects us the so called devloped countries to solve the problem for the rest of the world like we have done ever other time in the past.

you expect us to be the one to change our ways to new cleaner more efficient processes to get our power when (yes at the moment we happen to be the highest pullotors per person) you will soon over take us with your growing populations and ever increasing power demands.take china for example they put up two new coal (the higest pulluntant of all) power plants a week thats 104 a year. in a year they make more than we have made in 75 years here in australia. this is on top of all the nuclear and gas plants that there making over there.

we devloped countries have no problem with you using our technolagy as long as your prepared to change with us. you expect us to change our ways so that you can continue on with you unchanged ways. is this beacuse of the fact that you are actualy more racist than we whites are as soon as something goes wrong ohhhhhh we dont know how to stop it please help us. do you know what maby next time will only have enough to save ourselves and we will be rid of this scourge that has plagued mankind for centries.

in conclusion yes i dont see the harm in doing somthing to combat Global Warming but if you look in its name GLOBAL Warming it dose need to be a GLOBAL effort not a white one with devloping countries pulling us in the oppist direction. Because rember what we can and will do if nessicary you dont have to look back past 1945 to see what we can do and if you think about how much technolagy has advanced since then you can do the maths....... it waht you guys pride urself on.

peace out jerks

A Theory Regarding Mental Retardation or Somthing to Think About

Persons recognized as being mentally retarded are actually higher forms of life who have evolved far beyond the current level of "normal" people. Retards possess vast and esoteric minds and their fragile bodies have become twisted under the strain of containing their massive intellects. Their slurred and troubled speech is little different to us than the unknowable squeals of the graceful dolphin. Retards are very cognizant of just how different they really are, they are in fact superior.

Retards communicate via telepathy, that is the direct transmission of thought without the aid of speech. Their seemingly simple speech is actually an irrelevant by-product of their mental inner workings. When several retards gather in close proximity to each other, a chaotic cacophony of groans, grunts, and droolings is combined with a confusing mixture of wild gesticulations and bizarre facial contortions. To the ignorant observer, this is little more than noise or babblings, but it is in fact a meeting of the truly great minds. Retards have known to muse for many hours on such esoteric subjects as: the parameters of the human soul, the nature of god, the workings of the unseen universe, and the properties of extra dimensional realities. Retards possess the secrets of the universe and they are truly the right hand of "god".

Don't be lulled into amusement or apathy to the issue of retards in our "normal" society. Should they ever choose to unleash the raw power of their mental acumen, retards could crush our society and enslave the minds of all life on this planet. No average person could withstand a single glimpse of the unmasked and raw god thought of the lowliest retard. Should be it scientifically known, retards in fact do not compare to us. Intellectually we "normal" folk are but bacteria in their presence, and with a sweeping glance of their mental power retards could sanitize our minds and destroy us utterly.

The path to eventual destruction is laid bare and the clock is ticking. Witness the so-called "Special Olympics" where retards are honing their physical skills and improving their bodies to overcome their impairments. Once they overcome the physical limitations forced upon them by their god-like minds, they will be our equals in the physical realm. Retards will then seize our machines and technologies and turn them against us. Our society and our world will vanish overnight. The retards will bask in the open light of hyper reality and the rest of the population will be thrust into a new dark age of servitude and submission.

The next time your path crosses that of a retard, avert your eyes and pass quickly and with respect. For in that fleeting moment, you are in the presence of truly higher intelligence.

"Timmy!"
-Timmy


by Stuart Fitton

Real Men

A tribute to real men.

When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you assholes, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? men becoming depressed cmon you faggets seriously harden the fuck up!!!

Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of pussies.

That's why I wrote this tribute to real men, the kind of men who perpetuate our species, don't know what conditioner is used for, and don't apologize for not wearing makeup. Without further ado, real men:
if u r a real man repost this as "real men"

yours sincearly Stuart Fitton